jeangotnobooty:

 

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“Hey now, I gave you the flower bopper and the winter sweater didn’t I? Beautiful gifts. Now to wait for my star outfit. Wait- Are you digging outside my house?”

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“Hey you stop that, freckle butt. What d’ya mean ‘low standards’? I am a high standard man! I will steal your mouse, Marco.”

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“Star outfit? Hm..Well I guess the flower bopper is pretty cute…”

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“Nope. This is payback kirsnickerdoodle.”