jeangotnobooty:

 

sobbing noises

why this

cmon jean

pls

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jeangotnobooty:

 

bye i’m not having this conversation

no jean come back 

dont you love me

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jeangotnobooty:

 

MARCO STOP

NO

SCREAMS

no 

let’s adopt 69 kids jean

cmon

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I suddenly have the urge to have 69 kids.

jeangotnobooty:

 

I’m talking about people offering to dress as Mikasa and call me cute what are you talking about. You read books about blonde people? Anyway it’s because I got an ask like that I was wondering if it was a regular thing. Does it happen all the time. What do I say. She dressed up as Mikasa and starting going “h to the o to the t. HOT.“ so yeah. What a great conversation we are having.

What. I’m talking about a nice blonde girl Emma o k she did not offer to dress up as Mikasa for me. What are you talking about I meant books that happen to have blonde girls man. What, no. I think. i don’t know. I’m so confused?? Marco Bodt .exe still processing here 

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jeangotnobooty:

 

Erm, no. Of course they’re not magical pffft who’d believe that. What, seriously? Like, courting and marriage proposals and stuff if they dress up as Mikasa- I mean. Oh. That’s nice Marco.

wait what. what the heck are you talking about besides she’s probably one of those blondes that get all the handsome boys like in those books I read. but what why did you think she tried to marry me

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jeangotnobooty:

 

… Did he just get on the floor and roll out… Yes, I know they don’t. Dammit, Eren. Also I’ve been getting strange asks just thought I’d tell you.

okay good I thought you thought my freckles were magical too. Ah? me too! from this really cute blonde Emma

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erensweager:

jeangotnobooty:

 

*Pulled back* You’re right… You’re right… Just, get out of here Eren! Calm me down…. with ‘yer freckles’. You know what Eren just please get out you’re infecting me with your stupid and I want to talk to Marco not you. Eren stupideager.

i am not stupid excuse you jean losertein fine I’m out of here *barrel roll&

My freckles don’t do anything what

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jeangotnobooty:

 

NO YOU DON’T, MARCO! EREN DON’T EVEN MAKE THAT SHITTY FACE AT ME I WILL PUNCH IT CLEAN OFF YOUR FACE. *Tugs on Eren’s collar and lifts his fist up* I’LL DO IT DON’T TEST ME.

H-Hey *Pulls Jean away* I don’t think it’d be wise to do that Jean…Besides! Violence isn’t the answer Yeah? 

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